A teacher in a small Illinois town asks her class how many of them are Barack Obama fans. Not really knowing what a Barack Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a Barack Obama fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Barack Obama fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he is a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Illinois, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Barack Obama fan."
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