More Hillary From Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton says that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough.
She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women.
She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.

Should she be telling people this story?

Basically she says she wants to be president because she can't do anything else......Typical Jay.......


On another hand, Jay's issue on Cows is a riot...............

Isn't it amazing that a government can track a cow with Mad Cow Disease born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And then further track her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around thee country......without proper papers or a visa.

It would be easier if each of them were given a cow.!!!

Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride And Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government and Aishwarya Rai were both pleased. But within a couple of days, they began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered the CBI to investigate the matter.

The CBI ran a surprise check at several Post Offices, and found the root of the problem. They, then reported that to the Government Officials that and assured that the stamp was really world class.

The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp !