Fellow Passenger

Narendra Modiji was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to the Capital.

He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to  Modi, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know, said the NaMO. "How about What Changes I Should Make To India? and he smiles.

"OK, she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?

NaMo, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change India when you don't know shit?

(Due Apologies to the NaMo, as this is supposed to be a joke and is to be taken lightly... Having said that, it is also hard to swallow that this is the current market scenario... if you think this generation is difficult, wait till the next one matures...)

Sambavami Yuge Yuge....