Friday, October 31, 2008

Of Twits And Clowns

John McCain makes me roll in laughter…

He is a joke and he is immature and he makes immature and irresponsible decisions. Giving him power to lead a country is like giving a 4 year old a crayon in front of a wall and telling him not to write on it

I beg to disagree…

Why, you may ask

Well I support his outsourcing plan

Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain announced that he would, if elected president, immediately begin to outsource the cabinet and their respective agencies.

Anyway, you will be pleased to note that McCain has said that the Housing department will be placed with an Indian call center. He feels that the Indians seem to know far better what is missing in the housing scene throughout America these days. Besides, they apparently also have the funds to manage the department and its problems, with their casinos bulging with cash. Besides, the natural skills of these people to manage and stay out of global conflicts is amazing, said the Senator from Arizona.

How can such a man be a clown

This ofcourse is apart from his natural ability to be one - now that’s another story!

It is also believed that John McCain has also decided to learn how to use the internet.

He is learning to get online and he hopes to do that soon, McCain told the New York Times in an interview. "I don't expect to be a great communicator, nor I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need."

In sharp contrast to McCain, Obama has 46,195 followers on “Twit-ter”. He apparently follows 48,040 Twitter accounts.


Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Obama Fan

A teacher in a small Illinois town asks her class how many of them are Barack Obama fans. Not really knowing what a Barack Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a Barack Obama fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Barack Obama fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

The teacher asks why he is a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Illinois, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Barack Obama fan."

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Different People Different Views

An Indian politician went to the US and as per the protocol paid a visit to the local Senator.

Naturally, the Senator invited him home for dinner. The Indian minister was taken aback by the lavish mansion, and the extravagant furnishings. Finally, he could stand it no more and asked the Senator how he could manage this on a Senator's salary?"

The Senator smiled to himself and then took him to the window and pointed to the nearby river and asked him whether he could see the river, to which the Indian minister acknowledged with a yes. The Senator, then pointed to the bridge over the river and asked whether the minister could see that as well. Once again the minister acknowledged.

10 percent, said the Senator smugly.

Time passed and it was the Senators turn to pay the Indian Minister a return visit.

Obviously, the Minister threw a lavish party and saw to that the Senator received the utmost hospitality.

When they arrived at his house, the American Senator was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants and the works

How can you possibly afford this asked the Senator

The minister called him to the window. "See the river over there?"

"Sure", said the Senator.

"Can you see the bridge over it?"

The Senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -

"No, I don't see any bridge."

"100 percent", said the minister!!