Monday, March 17, 2008

More Hillary From Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton says that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough.
She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women.
She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.

Should she be telling people this story?

Basically she says she wants to be president because she can't do anything else......Typical Jay.......


On another hand, Jay's issue on Cows is a riot...............

Isn't it amazing that a government can track a cow with Mad Cow Disease born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And then further track her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around thee country......without proper papers or a visa.

It would be easier if each of them were given a cow.!!!

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