Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After the usual introductions were over, he told the boys and girls to ask him questions, if they had any
As usual, there was this smart little boy named Tommy who raised his hand and said that he had three questions to ask him.
First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
And third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounded and all the kids ran out to the playground.
After lunch the kids were back in class and Attorney General Ashcroft apologised for the interruption and requested the boys and girls to continue with their questions
A little girl then raised her hand and requested whether Mr. Ashcroft could answer her five queries;
First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore ?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties ?
Third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet ?
Fourth, why did the bell go off 20 minutes early ?
And fifth, where's Tommy ?
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