This song is awesome !
"John Mclaine; the guy from die hard?"
It is infectious……..a totally new concept to love ?
Another good stress buster
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
What Is Love
This song is awesome !
"John Mclaine; the guy from die hard?"
It is infectious……..a totally new concept to love ?
Another good stress buster
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
The Kindergarten Lecture
Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After the usual introductions were over, he told the boys and girls to ask him questions, if they had any
As usual, there was this smart little boy named Tommy who raised his hand and said that he had three questions to ask him.
First, how did George Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
And third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounded and all the kids ran out to the playground.
After lunch the kids were back in class and Attorney General Ashcroft apologized for the interruption and requested the boys and girls to continue with their questions
A little girl then raised her hand and requested whether Mr. Ashcroft could answer her five queries;
First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore ?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties ?
Third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet ?
Fourth, why did the bell go off 20 minutes early ?
And fifth, where's Tommy ?
After the usual introductions were over, he told the boys and girls to ask him questions, if they had any
As usual, there was this smart little boy named Tommy who raised his hand and said that he had three questions to ask him.
First, how did George Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
And third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounded and all the kids ran out to the playground.
After lunch the kids were back in class and Attorney General Ashcroft apologized for the interruption and requested the boys and girls to continue with their questions
A little girl then raised her hand and requested whether Mr. Ashcroft could answer her five queries;
First, how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore ?
Second, why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties ?
Third, why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet ?
Fourth, why did the bell go off 20 minutes early ?
And fifth, where's Tommy ?
Friday, April 4, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Obama’s Song
Since he appears to be the Messiahnic [hope there is such a word] candidate of 2008, Barack Hussein Obama deserves his own song. Hope this stolen one suffices
I am Barack Obama,
a man of mystery.
I want to be your President;
you can rely on me.
-
I promise to raise taxes,
but only on the rich.
Don’t worry that I’ll change my mind;
it’s not a bait and switch! (wink)
-
I’ll make the war in Iraq be over.
The terrorists will win.
That’s nothing for you to fret about;
I know Osama is our friend.
-
I’m going to fix our economy,
even though it isn’t broke.
Relax, the Government can do it all.
Capitalism is a joke.
-
I’m a clean well spoken black man,
with nothing much to say.
Ain’t it grand that the liberal press
don’t get in my way?
-
I’ll be a fabulous leader.
I’m handsome and quite tall.
While I have no talent for decisions,
the UN can make them all.
-
So blindly buy my speeches,
fall under my spell.
Let me run the Country,
and I’ll lead us straight to Hell!
With due apologies to OB ....... hope he takes it in the right sense and he should at least make a diversion to paradise.....
With best wishes....
I am Barack Obama,
a man of mystery.
I want to be your President;
you can rely on me.
-
I promise to raise taxes,
but only on the rich.
Don’t worry that I’ll change my mind;
it’s not a bait and switch! (wink)
-
I’ll make the war in Iraq be over.
The terrorists will win.
That’s nothing for you to fret about;
I know Osama is our friend.
-
I’m going to fix our economy,
even though it isn’t broke.
Relax, the Government can do it all.
Capitalism is a joke.
-
I’m a clean well spoken black man,
with nothing much to say.
Ain’t it grand that the liberal press
don’t get in my way?
-
I’ll be a fabulous leader.
I’m handsome and quite tall.
While I have no talent for decisions,
the UN can make them all.
-
So blindly buy my speeches,
fall under my spell.
Let me run the Country,
and I’ll lead us straight to Hell!
With due apologies to OB ....... hope he takes it in the right sense and he should at least make a diversion to paradise.....
With best wishes....
Monday, March 17, 2008
More Hillary From Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton says that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough.
She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women.
She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.
Should she be telling people this story?
Basically she says she wants to be president because she can't do anything else......Typical Jay.......
On another hand, Jay's issue on Cows is a riot...............
Isn't it amazing that a government can track a cow with Mad Cow Disease born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And then further track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around thee country......without proper papers or a visa.
It would be easier if each of them were given a cow.!!!
She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women.
She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.
Should she be telling people this story?
Basically she says she wants to be president because she can't do anything else......Typical Jay.......
On another hand, Jay's issue on Cows is a riot...............
Isn't it amazing that a government can track a cow with Mad Cow Disease born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And then further track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around thee country......without proper papers or a visa.
It would be easier if each of them were given a cow.!!!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice
After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride And Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.
Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government and Aishwarya Rai were both pleased. But within a couple of days, they began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered the CBI to investigate the matter.
The CBI ran a surprise check at several Post Offices, and found the root of the problem. They, then reported that to the Government Officials that and assured that the stamp was really world class.
The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp !
Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government and Aishwarya Rai were both pleased. But within a couple of days, they began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered the CBI to investigate the matter.
The CBI ran a surprise check at several Post Offices, and found the root of the problem. They, then reported that to the Government Officials that and assured that the stamp was really world class.
The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp !
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